George Carlin’s been working the crowd since “the counterculture” became “the over-the-counter culture” around or so; his new book, Brain Droppings. CHAPTER ONE. Brain Droppings. By GEORGE CARLIN Hyperion. PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME ON LINE. Here’s something I can do without: People ahead of me . With nearly 20 albums, two Grammys, two Cable ACE awards, and more HBO specials sunder his belt than anyone else, George Carlin is more popular.
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His lists of things that piss him off, him tearing apart various sayings or making fun of people. I might even make two trips around, if I don’t have a luncheon appointment that day.
Brain Droppings by George Carlin
They don’t bother with that crap you’re saving. I’ve also grown weary of reading about clouds in a book.
The bigger they are, the worse they smell. I always think, “Well, that’s kind of general. Learn more about Amazon Prime. Folks, carry some fuckin’ money around, will ya? There is always hope. Just the right amount of stuff to lead a simple and uncomplicated life. Feb 27, Mousetrap rated it it was amazing Shelves: The first 25 pages or so I would snicker at and hope it would get better.
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Amazon Advertising Find, attract, and engage customers. Must read for all Georg Carlin fans. Carlin did observational humor better than Seinfeld, shock humor better than the equally deceased Sam Kinison, ranting topical humor better than the now Republican Dennis Miller, deep philosophical humor better than the now creepy Woody Allen and outrage humor better than the also dead Bill Hicks.
And, despite his “I don’t care” image, George Carlin challenged us to care. It’s just the idea of a car alarm that I find offensive. I greatly enjoyed this book.
Still not my style and I wasn’t snickering to myself anymore. No other stand-up comic was able to elicit laughs from audience across six decades or was as much a master of the full range of stand-up comedy types. If they use the word food, it will be moderately priced. And I don’t appreciate being put on hold and being forced to listen to someone else’s radio.
This book was less political carlkn his other material, and that is one reason why I found it lacking.
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Ok, enough about your stuff. Quick and easy read. Amazon Restaurants Food delivery from local restaurants. You got stuff in the trunk. He could take a common situation and turn it into a psychedelic experience. Tryin’ to georfe more stuff. My favorite part was probably the rant about “stuff”, so so true. Mar 02, Jeanette “Astute Crabbist” rated it liked it Shelves: Jul 11, Rachel rated it liked it. At times reflective, at times sociopathic, and always pretty random, this is a collection of Carlin’s random thoughts, from global warming to Baby boomers, to oxymoronic words.
I’ll bet you anything I can write a decent novel, with a good, entertaining story, and never once mention the clouds. East Dane Designer Men’s Fashion. One of the funniest books ever put together. Withoutabox Submit to Braon Festivals. The menu can’t merely brzin “cheeseburger. How to Talk Dirty and Influence People: This is just a notebook of gelrge of George Carlins best observations on life.
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Or maybe you cralin sell some of your stuff. Top Reviews Most recent Top Reviews. I’d love to know how many of these obviously disturbed people become suicides.
Brwin Orgy of George. As with all of Carlin’s stuff, some of this is hilarious, and some of it is just so-so. Tell your waiter you want to make a substitution: From page or so until the end of the book I was skimming though long stretches. Shopbop Designer Fashion Brands. Carlin with a series of questions that came up during the reading. I don’t even listen to my own radio, why should I have to pay money to call some company braain listen to theirs?
The fact that Carlin uses such foul language in between the jokes is kind of off-putting; such language generally doesn’t bother me, but it’s odd to hear him rant about precision and accuracy in language and then wield profanity like a blunt object at the end of every sentence. Unnecessary Words There is a tendency these days to complicate speech by adding unnecessary words.